Thursday, February 19, 2009

Anon., c. 2oth Century

Dakhina batash jokhon boy,
ami kaan tule roy.

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz (Y.II.788-Z.III222)

Vogon captain: O freddled gruntbuggly / Thy micturations are to me / As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee / That mordiously hath bitled out its earted jurtles / Into a rancid festering...
[Arthur and Ford's moaning drowns out the poetry]
Vogon captain: Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustules / Are splurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts / And living glupules frat and slipulate / Like jowling meated liverslime / Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes / And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles / Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

The Oxford Book of
Vogon Poetry
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Edited by
William McGonagall,

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz

and
Purandar Bhat